Un autre vendredi signé Grumpy JPL

Premier vendredi depuis le retour de Grumpy JPL, il faut croire que le Grand Canyon lui a donné des ailes...

Farce #1: Alcide conduisait son auto et était tout trempé de sueur, tant il était nerveux à l'idée d'arriver en retard à son rendez-vous car il n'arrivait pas à trouver une seule place de stationnements. Levant les yeux au ciel, il pria Dieu:

"Seigneur, aie pitié de moi. Si tu me trouves une place de stationnement, je te promets d'aller à la messe tous les dimanches et de lâcher la bière pour le reste de ma vie. "

Miraculeusement, une place se libère sur-le-champ. Alcide lève les yeux au ciel de nouveau et dit à Dieu: "Laisse faire. J'en ai trouvé une !"

Farce #2: For the people who have everything
BANANA GUARD

Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and store individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas any time, anywhere


TRANSPARENT TOASTER

You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.









BUTTER CUTTER

One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.









DAY CLOCK

What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a Day Clock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises when it's easy to lose track of the day.








LASER SCISSORS
With Laser Scissors Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro edge.







TOILET SEAT LIFTER
'Who left the Toilet Seat up?' The Peace Maker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.








ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS

Do you get up at night to drink water or to go to the toilet? Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm. (Now I would clarify this as a necessity!)



'THE THING' - INFANT PILLOW

The Zany is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mum to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.




TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT

If you are traveling a lot and don't always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, 'Where is it?' and in no time you have found what you were looking for...Or not. (Another possibility for the foreign language impaired).





WHEEL-MOVING BENCH

Whether you want to sit in the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree, now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.







Farce #3: Vive le bilinguisme
Une adjointe administrative unilingue anglophone, téléphone à une adjointe administrative unilingue francophone.

L'anglophone demande : "Is Mr Smith there?"
La francophone répond : "Non il n'est pas là."
L'anglophone dit: "Is he gone?"
La francophone répond : "Y zigonne pas, estie, yé pas là!"

Farce #4: Men never learn